Hello earthlings.
My name starts with the letter 'L' and ends with the letter 'A'. My middle name is sarcasm. Note to all of you hate-taggers. Did you know that hate tagging is so last season? Did you know that hate tagging is immature? Did you know that you gain nothing by hate tagging. Did you know that hate tagging means your jealous? Did you know that hate tagging are only for Pussies? Well, to all you pussies out there, thank you for tagging here at Mira's blog. Your tags are much appreciated and Mira shall take note about that. Anything else you pussies wanna say? Come on. Here's one thing you pussies should do. Put down your name, leave your email and handphone number. You got a problem with her, no worries. Let's just meet up alright? Where does hate tagging leads you pussies to huh? Nowhere right? So come on. Wake up. Its 2009. This is overrated to hate-tag. How stupid can you pussies be? You pussies are just the cause of this whole bloody mess, get it? If you pussies were'nt even here hate tagging in the first place, none of this would happen. Why can't you just shut your mouth and be humble? Put your pussy where your mouth is. Lick it then, to satisfy your anger towards poor little Mira. Can? Here's something for you pussies who tagged at Mira's tagboard..
To pussy no.1 Lala.
"Hello there Lala. Sarcasm here. Its her problem to pose which ever way she wants. Does it bother you so much that she has poses like that? Why not you teach her how to pose, maybe that'll help? Hmm.. Yes, i think you should if you think you pose SO much better than her. Is that alright? Oh, i think so. Well, what are you waiting for? Email Mira your pretty little poses so that we can laugh at it. I'll curse you'll never have a beautiful body so that your pose would look uglier than Mira. Ok. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.2 Pb.
"Hello there Pb. Sarcasm here. Firstly, what is your problem? Secondly, what does Pb stands for. Pathetic bitch? Oh yes, i'm sure you are one. Your english sucks. You language sucks. & talking about Dr.Martens, you talk so much. Prove to Mira, do you own one? Nah, don't think so. Can't afford i suppose. Well, you should take a look at yourself. Bottom line, you're the one who sucks. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.3 Zah.
"Hello Zah. Sarcasm here. Hmmm.. Talking about dickies.. do you own one? Is it the fake one? Or the original one? Hmm.. Yes its so true, Mira is not the one who started wearing dickies. Do you know who started wearing them? Can you tell me who are they who started wearing them? I really wanna know if you know so much about dickies. Mira did'nt even say she started to wear the DICKIES first. Nope, she did not say that. I'm sure you got it wrong. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.4 Pb.
"Hello again Pb. You know who I am. I'm sure youre the same Pb who tagged earlier right? Pathetic bitch right? Oh okay. Hmm.. Is it wrong if she looks worst? Why does it affect you so much? Does it cause the whole Singapore looks ugly? Did she bring down Singapore's name by wearing like that? Hmm.. So what if badan slotch? I'll curse you'll have an ugly back. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.5 Eman.
"Hello Eman. Sarcasm here. Firstly, thankyou so much for putting down your name. You only forget to put down your email add and handphone no. behind. Anyways, just one thing. Can you show me your teeth? So that i can shout, "YUCKS!" infront of your face. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.6 Nadia.
"Hello Nadia. Sarcasm here. Thanks for the honest act by putting your name down. Yes, i must say you're right. Does'nt mean other people put on Dickies, they are copying Mira. Yeap, correct. But please eh Minah, if she's the worst trendsetter ever, other people like Rosmini won't be following her style. There are lots of her enemies who are following her style. This girl is unique. Unlike you. Show me what you got. You're just hate tagging because you're jealous of her right? Please, girls nowadays. Okay. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.7 Annon.
"Hello there Annon. Sarcasm here. Omg, Mira's ugly? Well, if she's ugly, then so are you. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.8 Passerby.
"Hello Passerby. Sarcasm here. Is that your real name? Shesh. Your parents must have run out of holy names thats why you have to born with the name, passerby. Or maybe you are just a passerby and your guardian picked you up along the streets. Hah. Cool. Firstly, she's not a man. Secondly, your english really suck big time dude. You need to go for more english lessons in school. So what if she acts like a pop star? Jealous is it. And pop star? Hah. What are you? The 80's police? Now, 2009, we dont use the word pop star anymore. So beat it. Thankyou for tagging. Come again". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.9 Kpale bapak kau.
"Hello Daddy's head. Sarcasm here. Eh minah, lu kalau nak bebual kotor dkt tagboard sini, lu boleh belah ah. Bahasa ape sia lu pakai? Sibey? Sibey apa sia? Nama bapak kau? Nama dia coco chanel kau ada hal? Pergi jahanam ok Minah. Dia ada barang barang ni semua, kau tak perlu nak risau. Kau balik rumah, jual kau punya skinny jeans, studs, baju baju and buy that chanel bag. IF you can afford. Mira tak perlu step kaya. Dia dah memang kaya. Kau miskin sangat ke sampai nak kene tag macam gitu? Mesti kau miskin kan. Duit bapak dia tu duit dia. Kau keluar pun mintak mak bapak kau duit kan? Bloody hell. Umur stengah jagung? Kau jgn bebual konek dkt sini ah Minahrep. Kau gi lepak dgn kwn kwn kental kau dkt tempat kau sua. Eh eh eh, biarlah dia nak bilang baju dia dari mane. She wants to flaunt it thats her business. Seluar orang gemok takpe. Daripada seluar ketat nak nampak pantat sack ape hal? Nak mintak kene main. Eh, pantat kau busok ah. Pepek tersendat. Aku rase kau yg beli barang dkt petaling st. Macam tau je ape ade dkt petaling st. Confirm pernah pakai fake bags from there. Hah. Kentalan jubur! Nak step mane nye besar dkt sini. Email bawak datang ah puki ketat. Belah belah belah! Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.10 Pepekbusok!
"Hello Smelly pussy. Sarcasm here. Did your parents give you that name? I'm sure all of your family members have smelly pussies. Eww, disgusting. Go shave your pussy hairs than wash your pussy nicely then smell it okay. Dia kaya abeh menunjuk? If you have it, flaunt it beb. Don't need to hide. What's there to hide? Aku rase kau yg kerepek basi yg nenek keropok jual. Eh pepek, lu kental ah. Belah! Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.11 Bulu sherman.
"Hello there. Sarcasm here. Nama kau cool. & i have this feeling that you don't know what you're talking about. So piss off ok. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.12 Pop.
"Hello Pop. Sarcasm here. How's it poppin nigga? She's not insulting people's stuffs dear. She's rich so she'll flaunt it! She's proud that she's rich. She don't buy her friends and all that. Yes, memnag kita mati kita tak bawak all those stuffs. But hey, God gave her all this wealth. So what's your problem? Jealous cos you're not as rich as her? Pfft. How lame and pathetic can you be. She does'nt design the stuffs she wears. She bought them then DIY it all. So try and beat her bloody sense of style. I think she rock better than you. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
Okay, i guess thats all the pussies. So listen up world, here's the dealio. She does'nt comment on you, you don't have to comment on her. She does'nt talk about you, you don't have to talk about her. She suck then so are you. She's ugly then so are you. You girls out there are just simply jealous of her because you girls are not her. You guys want what she wants. You don't have what she already have. So begone and take a chill pill. You girls will one day earn what she have. Why get jealous now? You people are still young to have all this branded stuffs to hold. Mira Sherman is wealthy so what? Atleast she's nice to people. I, as her friend, don't even get jealous of her. I mean, what's the point? Why should i? Please lah, getting jealous is so bloody lame. She treats people whenever she can. She's not as rich as you think she is. She's just lucky to have this life that she's living in. Come on, if she's rich, let's make her president then. Let's crown her the queen of rich. Lets call her princess of wealth. Lets do that.
For the last time, please stop calling her names. Stop all your nonsense because with that, you guys aint going nowhere. Keep on tagging, and you'll regret. You will lose. You'll never win. Because all those tags are just temporary. It will never be permanent. You people will get tired of tagging her one day. You will lose. So now, piss off and goodbye pussies. All the best in everything you do okay. Cheerios.
xoxo, Sarcasm LA.
My name starts with the letter 'L' and ends with the letter 'A'. My middle name is sarcasm. Note to all of you hate-taggers. Did you know that hate tagging is so last season? Did you know that hate tagging is immature? Did you know that you gain nothing by hate tagging. Did you know that hate tagging means your jealous? Did you know that hate tagging are only for Pussies? Well, to all you pussies out there, thank you for tagging here at Mira's blog. Your tags are much appreciated and Mira shall take note about that. Anything else you pussies wanna say? Come on. Here's one thing you pussies should do. Put down your name, leave your email and handphone number. You got a problem with her, no worries. Let's just meet up alright? Where does hate tagging leads you pussies to huh? Nowhere right? So come on. Wake up. Its 2009. This is overrated to hate-tag. How stupid can you pussies be? You pussies are just the cause of this whole bloody mess, get it? If you pussies were'nt even here hate tagging in the first place, none of this would happen. Why can't you just shut your mouth and be humble? Put your pussy where your mouth is. Lick it then, to satisfy your anger towards poor little Mira. Can? Here's something for you pussies who tagged at Mira's tagboard..
To pussy no.1 Lala.
"Hello there Lala. Sarcasm here. Its her problem to pose which ever way she wants. Does it bother you so much that she has poses like that? Why not you teach her how to pose, maybe that'll help? Hmm.. Yes, i think you should if you think you pose SO much better than her. Is that alright? Oh, i think so. Well, what are you waiting for? Email Mira your pretty little poses so that we can laugh at it. I'll curse you'll never have a beautiful body so that your pose would look uglier than Mira. Ok. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.2 Pb.
"Hello there Pb. Sarcasm here. Firstly, what is your problem? Secondly, what does Pb stands for. Pathetic bitch? Oh yes, i'm sure you are one. Your english sucks. You language sucks. & talking about Dr.Martens, you talk so much. Prove to Mira, do you own one? Nah, don't think so. Can't afford i suppose. Well, you should take a look at yourself. Bottom line, you're the one who sucks. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.3 Zah.
"Hello Zah. Sarcasm here. Hmmm.. Talking about dickies.. do you own one? Is it the fake one? Or the original one? Hmm.. Yes its so true, Mira is not the one who started wearing dickies. Do you know who started wearing them? Can you tell me who are they who started wearing them? I really wanna know if you know so much about dickies. Mira did'nt even say she started to wear the DICKIES first. Nope, she did not say that. I'm sure you got it wrong. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.4 Pb.
"Hello again Pb. You know who I am. I'm sure youre the same Pb who tagged earlier right? Pathetic bitch right? Oh okay. Hmm.. Is it wrong if she looks worst? Why does it affect you so much? Does it cause the whole Singapore looks ugly? Did she bring down Singapore's name by wearing like that? Hmm.. So what if badan slotch? I'll curse you'll have an ugly back. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.5 Eman.
"Hello Eman. Sarcasm here. Firstly, thankyou so much for putting down your name. You only forget to put down your email add and handphone no. behind. Anyways, just one thing. Can you show me your teeth? So that i can shout, "YUCKS!" infront of your face. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.6 Nadia.
"Hello Nadia. Sarcasm here. Thanks for the honest act by putting your name down. Yes, i must say you're right. Does'nt mean other people put on Dickies, they are copying Mira. Yeap, correct. But please eh Minah, if she's the worst trendsetter ever, other people like Rosmini won't be following her style. There are lots of her enemies who are following her style. This girl is unique. Unlike you. Show me what you got. You're just hate tagging because you're jealous of her right? Please, girls nowadays. Okay. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.7 Annon.
"Hello there Annon. Sarcasm here. Omg, Mira's ugly? Well, if she's ugly, then so are you. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.8 Passerby.
"Hello Passerby. Sarcasm here. Is that your real name? Shesh. Your parents must have run out of holy names thats why you have to born with the name, passerby. Or maybe you are just a passerby and your guardian picked you up along the streets. Hah. Cool. Firstly, she's not a man. Secondly, your english really suck big time dude. You need to go for more english lessons in school. So what if she acts like a pop star? Jealous is it. And pop star? Hah. What are you? The 80's police? Now, 2009, we dont use the word pop star anymore. So beat it. Thankyou for tagging. Come again". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.9 Kpale bapak kau.
"Hello Daddy's head. Sarcasm here. Eh minah, lu kalau nak bebual kotor dkt tagboard sini, lu boleh belah ah. Bahasa ape sia lu pakai? Sibey? Sibey apa sia? Nama bapak kau? Nama dia coco chanel kau ada hal? Pergi jahanam ok Minah. Dia ada barang barang ni semua, kau tak perlu nak risau. Kau balik rumah, jual kau punya skinny jeans, studs, baju baju and buy that chanel bag. IF you can afford. Mira tak perlu step kaya. Dia dah memang kaya. Kau miskin sangat ke sampai nak kene tag macam gitu? Mesti kau miskin kan. Duit bapak dia tu duit dia. Kau keluar pun mintak mak bapak kau duit kan? Bloody hell. Umur stengah jagung? Kau jgn bebual konek dkt sini ah Minahrep. Kau gi lepak dgn kwn kwn kental kau dkt tempat kau sua. Eh eh eh, biarlah dia nak bilang baju dia dari mane. She wants to flaunt it thats her business. Seluar orang gemok takpe. Daripada seluar ketat nak nampak pantat sack ape hal? Nak mintak kene main. Eh, pantat kau busok ah. Pepek tersendat. Aku rase kau yg beli barang dkt petaling st. Macam tau je ape ade dkt petaling st. Confirm pernah pakai fake bags from there. Hah. Kentalan jubur! Nak step mane nye besar dkt sini. Email bawak datang ah puki ketat. Belah belah belah! Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.10 Pepekbusok!
"Hello Smelly pussy. Sarcasm here. Did your parents give you that name? I'm sure all of your family members have smelly pussies. Eww, disgusting. Go shave your pussy hairs than wash your pussy nicely then smell it okay. Dia kaya abeh menunjuk? If you have it, flaunt it beb. Don't need to hide. What's there to hide? Aku rase kau yg kerepek basi yg nenek keropok jual. Eh pepek, lu kental ah. Belah! Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.11 Bulu sherman.
"Hello there. Sarcasm here. Nama kau cool. & i have this feeling that you don't know what you're talking about. So piss off ok. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
To pussy no.12 Pop.
"Hello Pop. Sarcasm here. How's it poppin nigga? She's not insulting people's stuffs dear. She's rich so she'll flaunt it! She's proud that she's rich. She don't buy her friends and all that. Yes, memnag kita mati kita tak bawak all those stuffs. But hey, God gave her all this wealth. So what's your problem? Jealous cos you're not as rich as her? Pfft. How lame and pathetic can you be. She does'nt design the stuffs she wears. She bought them then DIY it all. So try and beat her bloody sense of style. I think she rock better than you. Thank you for tagging. Come again soon". -Sarcasm LA.
Okay, i guess thats all the pussies. So listen up world, here's the dealio. She does'nt comment on you, you don't have to comment on her. She does'nt talk about you, you don't have to talk about her. She suck then so are you. She's ugly then so are you. You girls out there are just simply jealous of her because you girls are not her. You guys want what she wants. You don't have what she already have. So begone and take a chill pill. You girls will one day earn what she have. Why get jealous now? You people are still young to have all this branded stuffs to hold. Mira Sherman is wealthy so what? Atleast she's nice to people. I, as her friend, don't even get jealous of her. I mean, what's the point? Why should i? Please lah, getting jealous is so bloody lame. She treats people whenever she can. She's not as rich as you think she is. She's just lucky to have this life that she's living in. Come on, if she's rich, let's make her president then. Let's crown her the queen of rich. Lets call her princess of wealth. Lets do that.
For the last time, please stop calling her names. Stop all your nonsense because with that, you guys aint going nowhere. Keep on tagging, and you'll regret. You will lose. You'll never win. Because all those tags are just temporary. It will never be permanent. You people will get tired of tagging her one day. You will lose. So now, piss off and goodbye pussies. All the best in everything you do okay. Cheerios.
xoxo, Sarcasm LA.
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